Maximum Hazard difficulty:
To unlock Maximum Hazard difficulty, at the difficulty selection menu enter up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right. Alternately, beat the game.
Trophies:
Bronze trophies
Auto Dealer – Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun. “You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?”
Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands – Defeat wally wellesley in the final boss battle. “Like I said?”
Bedlam Basher – Kill a bandit from behind with a melee attack. “good for you. coward.”
Blind Luck – Kill 25 enemies using blind fire. “Sorry. Didn’t see you standing there.”
Boom – Blow up 50 explosive objects. “Hey…I didn’t pay for ’em. Why should I care?”
Dances With Guns – Complete both nightclub encounters without any of the dance-bots being destroyed. “Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?”
Death Hazard – Score 20 single-shot zombie kills. “Don’t these things usually hang out in shopping malls?”
Deja-Vu (All Over Again) – Defeat sting sniperscope yet again on Level 7. “I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!”
Deja-Vu – Defeat sting sniperscope again in Level 3. “Your present ends now. Again.”
Disco is Dead – Defeat sonny tang. “Sonny, your ass is kicked!”
Draw – Kill 50 enemies with the dual-wield six-shooters. “Now all we need is the spaghetti?”
Eat FIST! – Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. “In hazard land, the hand can be used like a knife.”
Fire Hazard – Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers. “Extinguishers. They’re not just for fires anymore.”
Hands-On Approach – Defeat an enemy using melee combat. “I don’t need a stinkin’ gun to deal with you!”
Hazard Avoider – Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting. “Sure you won?my grandmother could win on easy!'”
Headache – Score 20 headshots. “A shot in the head is worth two in the chest.”
Head Cheese – Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots. “Nice shooting! But it’s not like you’re paying for that ammo. Feel free to use more.”
Housing Crisis – Escape from dexter’s mansion. “I gotta get me a house like that!”
It’s HAZARD TIME! – Start your first game. “Thanks for buying my game. I’m sure you’ll enjoy it. –Sincerely, matt hazard”
Maxx Karnage – Collect 20 hazard pickups. “Maxx karnage?sounds like a cool action hero name.”
Meat Your Maker – Destroy all of the meat in the level 2 meat locker. “Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your?hey, I can go on all day.”
Meet Quentin. – Meet Quentin. “DUDE!!!!!”
Migraine – Score 50 headshots. “That’s using your head!”
Multiplayer Master! – “What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well?not like we can take the trophy back NOW?”
No Pain, No Gain – Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you. “That’s gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well?maybe not quite as much.”
Observe the Grenade – Kill 3 tester employees with a single shot from the grenade launcher. “Test the grenades”.
Peekaboo…I Shot You! – Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle. “Zoom, pow! Right to the moon.”
Plink – Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol. “Frag you.”
Pull! – Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun. “That was a blast!”
Pure Energy – Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol. “Blaster? I hardly know ‘er!”
Russian Attack – Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47. “They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun.”
Russian to the Finish – Defeat general neutronov. “From hazard, With love.”
Say “No” to Pots – Shoot 30 potted plants. “Look at ’em. Just sittin’ there, bein’ all green and stuff. They were askin’ for it!”
Second Amendment – Kill at least one enemy with every available gun. “The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason…”
Shield Master – Collect 20 master shield pickups. “It’s not like I was afraid of dying?I just wanted the trophy!”
Straight-A Student – Complete all of the in-game tutorials. “Like I had any choice…”
Stung – Defeat sting sniperscope. “Your present ends now.”
Take 5. – Pause the game for the first time. “Hey…come back here and play!”
Talk! – “What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here?just take the trophy.”
Tramm Ride – Defeat the tentacle beast of tramm. “One-two shot right to the tenticles.”
Uncovered – Destroy 20 destructible cover objects. “I know it’s a waste of ammo…but I love that de-rez effect!”
Well, I Heard Them Scream – Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle. “Plasma Rifles–they’re not just for space marines anymore.”
Your Turn – Defeat altos tratus. “Forecast for the next level”.
Silver trophies
Better Than One – Score two headshots with one bullet. “Eat lead…both of you!”
Feeling Punchy – Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat. “Not as fast as shooting…but it sure is satisfying.”
Head of the Class – Score 100 headshots. “Don’t lose your head! Oh…too late.”
Just a Flesh Wound – Complete a level without dying. “Eight million corpses in this level?and you’re not one of them.”
Pseudo-Hazard – Complete the game on the major hazard difficulty setting. “Well?at least you didn’t have it set to easy?'”
?Where Credit is Due – Watch the credits from beginning to end. “Hey?aren’t they the guys who made dead head fred?”
Gold trophies
Hazard Master – Complete the game on the maximum hazard difficulty setting. “You’ve done this before, haven’t you?”
Platinum trophy
King of Hazard Land!- Earn all Bronze, Silver, and Gold trophies.