All episodes:
Press Left, Left, Right, Left, Circle at the “Episode Select” menu.
Cookie changes your name:
Enter an obscenity as your name, when either being the only player or when other players select “I Don’t Care” as their name. Cookie will say “Oh, I see what you tried to do there…” and rename your player.
Trophies:
Bronze trophies
Birth Certificate – Create a Contestant.
It’s Just More of This – Finish an episode.
Beast Master – Get 10 animal questions correct.
Film In Your Brain – Get 10 movie questions correct.
Phatty – Get 10 food questions correct.
Living in the Past – Get 10 history questions correct.
Mouth-Breather – Achieve the third highest rating.
100,000aire! – Earn $100,000 lifetime.
DisOrDat Participation Award – Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds.
DisOrDat Destroyer – Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly.
Button Banger – Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds.
Smelt the Roses – Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second.
Menage-a-Quatre – Play 4-player game online.
My First Time – Screw someone for the first time.
Enscrewsiast – Screw 50 times.
The Game’s Half Full – Play Episodes 1-36.
The Game’s Half Empty – Play Episodes 1-37.
Slack Attack – Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack.
Lose to a Loser – Lose an online game to someone with a rating at or below Dullard.
Always a Bridesmaid – Come in second place 5 times in online games.
Social Outcast – Finish 5 single player games on Friday or Saturday nights.
Turncoat – Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America.
Quick-Draw McDumbass – Choose the wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times.
Overconsumer – Listen to all commercials after one episode.
Discovered Gauntlet of Fire – Find the very important gauntlet of fire.
JACK Wrack – Play all episodes in JACK Pack.
Map Dancer – Get 3 geography questions correct in JACK Pack.
Lit Twit – Get 3 literature questions correct in JACK Pack.
Boob Tuber – Get 3 TV questions correct in JACK Pack.
Great Crowd – Laugh at an easy joke.
Silver trophies
Vidiot Savant – Get every question right in an episode.
One Teat Short of An Udder – Achieve the second highest rating.
500,000aire! – Earn $500,000 lifetime.
DisOrDash – Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds.
Jack Attack Dog – Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct in a multiplayer game without messing up.
Taking it from Behind – Come in from behind to win during the Jack Attack.
Back Taxes – Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73.
Virtual Virgin – Answer correctly after being screwed 5 times.
Beat a Winner – Beat someone with a rating of Unicorn in an online game.
Consolation Trophy – Play 5 hours without getting a single trophy.
Genius for a Day – Score at least $30,000 above your average.
Incurable Hoarder – Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack.
Gold trophies
Unicorn – Achieve the highest gamer rating.
1,000,000aire! – Earn $1,000,000 lifetime points.
Perfect Attendance – Play Episodes 1-73.
Platinum trophy
We Knew You Could Do It – Earn all Bronze, Silver, and Gold trophies.